Dear Mayor of Tiny Town,
I’m sorry to hear that you will cease operations with effect from tomorrow. Thank goodness I dropped by for lunch this afternoon with a group of colleagues.. Otherwise, I wouldn’t have known the sad truth, and I wouldn’t have the chance to taste your waffles one last time.
Your perfect-imo waffles are life-changing, turning a waffle-hating girl into the current waffle-loving me. Because of you, I’m consuming extra calories at ice cream parlours, as freshly baked crispy waffles topped with homemade artisanal ice cream are my weakness now.
r waffles will be sorely missed.
*green tea red bean waffle*
The Mayor of Tiny Town
61 Cantonment Road